I don’t know if this is legit or not. A little odd. But hey would be pretty cool to see him riding this around!!
zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously
wait so if he’s happy about being hit by a woman before
that means it was a good experience
which means it was probably a pleasurable experience
oh my god
Come on, we all know that Tom Hiddleston is secretly a kinky bastard.
all the quiet/sweet ones are
harry/louis + teasing
Deep sea monster as a jewelry for added coolness!
Tentacle ring by OctopusMe
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I Just Want More Fic Without Having to Write It Myself